A Confession

“I would like to confess that I finally figured out why I am getting fat!
I should have figured it out sooner.

It’s the shampoo I use in the shower.
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads: “For Extra Volume and Body.”

I have rid myself of the shampoo.
I am going to start using the detergent from the kitchen.
On its label reads: “Dissolves Fat and Grease.”

Problem Solved! ♥”

Chanced upon this on one of those Confession Pages.

Found it pretty darn funny & witty 🙂

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