“I would like to confess that I finally figured out why I am getting fat!
I should have figured it out sooner.
It’s the shampoo I use in the shower.
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads: “For Extra Volume and Body.”
I have rid myself of the shampoo.
I am going to start using the detergent from the kitchen.
On its label reads: “Dissolves Fat and Grease.”
Problem Solved! ♥”
Chanced upon this on one of those Confession Pages.
Found it pretty darn funny & witty 🙂