YOU DON’T KNOW JACK

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes”

Hello everyone. I’m Jack and yes I started off my introduction with a dumb quote from “Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith” and you better believe that I actually typed out that ridiculous title because that is just how I roll.

Before I actually start introducing myself, let’s take a look at that quote I put up there. Now, if you’re one of those people that didn’t watch “Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith” or you could not give a flying fuck about Star Wars even more so whatever the fuck a “Sith” is then..

  1. You can still keep reading this, I won’t turn this post into some Star Wars fan-fic orgy. (No promises)
  2. You probably had sex before. (If you haven’t watched Star Wars and never had sex, what the fuck is wrong with you?)
  3. It simply does not fucking matter

Those words are what I live by despite how ironic or contradicting the quote actually is. Put aside that Jedi Sith Shit and what you’re left with is simply, “Never Deal in Absolutes”. The way interpret I it is you should just have some fucking balance in your life.

Even the great Robert Downey Jr. once said,

“You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.”

Ok sure at that time he was acting as an Australian man who was acting as a black man (Man, I love that movie) but that does not remove any weight or importance from those wonderful words. Ok let’s not lose sight of the meaning here, there’s a reason why we have the word “Maybe” or the colour “Grey” and neither are you machine who lives life in 1s and 0s.

Enough about dumb movie quotes, I’m Jack. I don’t really like to introduce myself mainly because I don’t like to reduce myself to a couple of meaningless labels. Especially when labels I normally would use have been mangled, raped and changed into something I never would eat or place my genitals on by “THE INTERNET”. So I’ll just leave it at that. And yes, I have been known to make real shitty first impressions, so there.

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